Thursday, July 9, 2009

Self filling ink

I thought this was interesting:

This shows me that people are lazy... While its a good hack none the less, it foreshadows a future.. soon you wont have to change the paper,fill you car, or move to take a shit. Were all going to end up like the characters in Walle.. Its quite sad really...

-BrutalUser
Remainder: why the hell is the video game industry fallowing to movie industry. Like Rosie fallows cake. It's getting ridiculous I mean with shit like ghostbusters and the Harry potter series and doom. And the copying styles too. It's almost to the point of buying a game is like buying an expensive movie ticket that's longer. Cinematics take up more time than game play. I takes a good 30 Minsk form poser on to press X to start the NEXT cinematic. And I'm fucking sick of it!

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Game Review: Prototype



Prototype is a game about a guy, Alex, who basically wonders though Manhatten trying to break an infection. Wiki if you want the plot read the wiki. There were many negatives and positives about this game and me being the brutaluser i am going to brutal rip it to shreds and analyse it!

Aesthetics: Since the world today seems to want a game to be pretty over even if it means sacrificing gameplay i'll start with this. Prototype is no exception to this, yes everything is pretty, the buildings and terrain are detailed ad so are the npc and the motion sequences involving the main character. One problem several times i would activate a power the camera and show a sequence of him transforming which is fine, but it happened way to often! While he was having his little orgasm a hunter would be lurking behind me only to smack the shit out of me when Alex finished. Most if not all of the motion sequences where highly detailed which was nice. The broad range of world fit well aesthetically as well as being "pretty."

Gameplay: Howed it handle? Most of the controls were pretty self explanatory. You know press button attack, move stick move. Some of the move complex moves didn't handle well at all! The devastator attack for example consisted of pressing two buttons simultaneously. Many times this ended up with my characters executing a special attack instead only to get beat to shit by a hunter! The mechanic of wall walking performed better than my expectations. It was very easy to fallow except when Alex when be doing back flips due to an overhanging ledge or wall. This brings me to the camera, Oh my god the camera failed on this game. many times would it be stuck in a wall or locking the wrong way , this goes hand in hand with the targeting system. This is worse than the camera CONSTANTLY it aims and the wrong thing. Some where along the lines of "Hey look a a threatening leaf!!!" when im in the middle of a climatic boss fight. Most his powers perform as you would expect them to. Theres basically only two the claws and the giant snake. They the only ones i used. Speaking of his powers i disliked how you could only have one power in the dpad at time, requiring you to switch powers mid fight. the actual combat preformed nicely very intuitive. One of the main parts that frustrated me the most was a few mission where the game takes your powers and expects you to preform the exact same!!

AI and difficulty: I played though on normal. The AI was interesting on the whole. No idiots or anything of the sort. The difficulty curve is horrible the game will go from cake to Oh My God *trows controller at TV.*

Actual Fun: Was it fun? Yes i found it quiet enjoyable the ability take the presence of a solider then turn around and blame the commander and watch him get killed execution style was quite amusing. Minus some of the boss fight which seemed unnecessarily difficult. The game in my opinion was way to dark, there were very little moments of humor or comic relif. But hey its not a movie.

Other notes: on the whole it was enjoyable. The lack of much of soundtrack was mildly disappointing. The enemies were creative but lacked in variety. There wasn't much of plot and it wasn't very creative either, much less have a whole attack based around it.

Final Verdict
Suggested possession: Rent it
Grade: 79
+: Pretty, good gameplay, and varied well done weapons
-: bad camera, hard to fallow plot, and difficulty curve
BU Verdict: Average

-BrutalUser

Music Industry what a sad state....

As with everything these days, it seems like every thing is going down the shitter with the american economy. I as with most other people my age love there tunes. Music is easlly accessible from many diffrent medias, weather it be the LP (for my younger readers who dont know these are vinyl with music on it LP_album) all the way to music that is streamed to your phone (Pandora).

But what i came across last night made me die a little inside. I was strolling though walmart in the elctronic section and stumble across these slotmusic. What The Fuck! This has to be the worst idea in the history of music! Not to mention its at walmart so you know its going to be censored on top of that. I was infuriated not to mention for 1 chip cost a nice 20 USD!!!!! Is this really what the world is coming to?

1. Its tiny youll lose it
2. One for every flippen album?
3. Propitary as hell
4. 20USD a peice when the chip itself probley isnt worth 5?!
5. Not writable so you can't use the chip when your sick of the songs (assuming you havent lost it yet)

This has to be one of the worst ideas since the UMD movie.
This product gets a nice BU Fail sticker!!

Googles Chrome OS (What the hell?)

So i was reading today that google is going to be putting out an OS latter this year. While i think its good that we as the public are getting an alternative to windows, other than apple, even though its google there is no way they can stand up to the software monster that is Microsoft. Yeah chrome is a good browser (i'm typing this blog in it) To the BU it just seems like a waste of time. First off its a complete webOS. Which echos strongly of the phone the Palm Pre. There are still way to many desktop relied on apps. Photoshop, the office suite, all games, among others. This just isn't practical.

Not to mention the obvious thought in every ones mind, "What the hell happens when im offline" This is important for netbooks (the little bastards) As since long range WiFi hasn't been invented yet!

I Personally am not getting to excited about the new "OS" but i am fully prepared to eat my right foot if its the greatest thing since sliced bread. But im pretty sure my foots safe.

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